Meanwhile, at Paul Brown Stadium. The last Iraqi sympathizer met with Marvin Lewis and Mike Brown.
“So, I have it on good authority that there is a coup working to overthrow you guys” the Iron Shiek said.
“Well thank you for bringing this to our attention.” Mike Brown (Bernie Sanders) said. “How much will it cost me to put it down, not much I hope.”
“We will continue to play football to win.” Marvin Lewis (Obama) said. ” We need to do our jobs better”
“Marvin, I want you to go and prep the team.” Mike Brown said. ” Mr. Shiek, here is a coupon for a free hot dog at a Bengals game. The bun will still cost you though”
“I don’t eat pork” the Iron Shiek said.
“Then let’s make it a pretzel”