Mr. Staypuft felt bad for the Iraqi Sympathizers. So bad that he asked his good friend Counselor Troi to help them overcome their griefs.
“What you’re feeling is perfectly natural” Counselor Troi said. “You now need to let go and move on.”
“I feel better already” The first Iraqi Sympathizer said. “How about you?”
“I feel” the second one said as he took off his head ring. “I feel like a completely different person.”
The first Iraqi Sympathizer started to walk away and said “What are you doing Sgt Slaughter? Put that back on and let’s go!”
“If it’s alright with you both, I’d like you to talk alone with him.” Counselor Troi said. Just then her com badge went off.
“Riker to Troi”
She activated her badge “Yes commander?”
“We are leaving this sector and need you back.” Commander Riker said.
“Ok give me five more minutes” she said. “Now, Sgt, tell me more about the new person you feel like”
