Mr. Staypuft decided to reach out and get some investors to help with phone callers request to take over the Bengals.
He decided to start with a few oil tycoons and Iraqi Sympathizers. What he did not know was why they were crying.
“I just can’t believe it, he’s gone!” The first said.
“I remember him just like yesterday, ‘read my lips’… I’m sad!” The second one said.
Mr. Staypuft not knowing what was going on handed them tissues.
“Fellas, pull yourselves together!” Mr. Staypuft said. “We have the opportunity of a lifetime to own an NFL team.”
“That’s great and all.” Said the first sympathizer through tears. “But can we mourn our great adversary?”
“Sure thing.” Mr. Staypuft said as they continued to cry and he handed them tissues…
