The Duke’s and BARACK HUSSEIN arrived at the house that Brandon lived in with his butler Cole Man. Brandon wasn’t home because earlier Jill his sweetie wanted to go to the club with him.
“Let’s Go Brandon! I want to see the decorations at the club!” Jill demanded. As they left Cole Man bid him farewell.
Shortly after Brandon and Jill left, Cole Man did his best to make the house ready for the experiment that he knew he had to partake in. Right at that time, the Duke’s and BARACK HUSSEIN arrived.
“Now listen BARACK HUSSEIN, everything in this house is yours” Randolph said. “You own all of it!”
“Right right, I got you” BARACK HUSSEIN said as he continued to put items in his coat. “This is BARACK HUSSEIN’s stuff, all of this.”
“I don’t think he understands Randolph” Mortimer said. “These are your things; you’re only stealing from yourself!”
Just then Cole Mann entered.
“Good day to you sir, might I interest you in a nice warm meal?” He said asking BARACK HUSSEIN.
“Oh yea, sure, I suppose this is my butler too right, this is BARACK HUSSEIN’s lackey” BARACK HUSSEIN said.
“Yes sir, I’m here to serve you.” Cole Man said.
BARACK HUSSEIN grabbed a bust and started to toss it around. “I suppose this is my bust too, right?” he said as it slipped and fell.
“Hey man I’m sorry about that!” BARACK HUSSEIN said.
“Perfectly alright, it was yours” Randolph said.
“Man, that was a fake vase right?” BARACK HUSSEIN asked
“I believe that vase cost us $35,000” Mortimer said.
“But I seem to remember we had it insured at a value of $50,000” Randolph replied. “You see, BARACK HUSSEIN has already made us a profit of $15,000!” he continued and started to laugh.
“You want me to break anything else?” BARACK HUSSEIN asked to which all of them quickly replied
“NO”
“We have a little business to attend to, maybe you want to take a bath and retire” Randolph said.
“Yes, I think I’ll… retire” BARACK HUSSEIN replied.
As BARACK HUSSEIN entered the bathroom, Cole Mann grabbed his clothes and asked what he should do with them.
“Send them to the laundry and have them cleaned, he’ll need something to wear when I’ve won the bet and he goes back to Little Kenya.” Mortimer said.
The Duke’s then traveled to the club, to find Brandon and Jill looking at the decorations. They also found Clarence Beeks. The man whom the Duke’s were using for “research.” They had asked Mr. Beeks to help them with their bet as well.
“Hello Jill!” Mortimer said as he greeted her. “I hope Brandon is being good to you”
“Why yes, he is so good to me and treats me well. He even gives me Indian burns for fun every now and then” Jill said.
“Brandon, you sly dog you” Randolph said as to distract him so that Mr. Beeks could plant the evidence on him without him knowing.
“Pocahontas, I love the smell of your hair” Brandon said. As he did and went to sniff Jill’s hair, Mr. Beeks did his deed.
“Pocahontas?” Mortimer questioned. “You haven’t been called that since the third grade!”
“True but I like it when Brandon calls me that and tells me how good I look with my high cheekbones!” Jill replied.
“I do love em!” Brandon said.
Just then some policemen entered the club.
“Hold it there, hold it there!” The lead policeman said. “We got a tip that someone here has committed voter fraud!”
“Voter fraud, well that’s absurd!” Brandon said. “No one here has committed that!”
“Sir will you empty your pocket please?” The lead policeman asked. As he did, he found roughly 200,000 illegal ballots.
“I’m sorry sir you must come with us” Another policeman said.
“Oh Brandon, I’m so disappointed” Jill said.
“Those aren’t mine!” Brandon exclaimed! “I’ve never seen those before”
“Oh Brandon, the shame you’ve brought to this club is unbecoming” Mortimer said.
“It wasn’t me” Brandon said, “Honest, I wouldn’t do that!”
“Let’s Go Brandon!” the policemen said as they took him into custody.
As they did this, Mr. Beeks gave a little “incentive” to the lead police officer to plant more evidence and further disgrace Brandon.