Season 6, Episode 11 (PSA)
President Trump, having still to focus on dealing with the butt virus, went to visit a leading specialist in high tech medical.
“Dr. Crusher, I am pleased to meet your acquaintance!” Trump said as he went to shake her hand.
“Ahh hold on sir!” Dr. Crusher said as she stopped. “In order to help prevent the spread its safer if we tap elbows.”
“What, why?” Trump asked. “That has nothing to do with the butt virus, in fact I would think that would make it spread worse!”
“Just trust the science Mr. President.” Dr. Crusher said. “Now you came to get my advice correct?”
“Yes that is correct, I know you’re the leading expert in dealing with viruses, infections and even reconstructive surgery. Why I even heard you fixed Creepy Joe’s ankle” Trump said.
“Yea I did” Dr. Crusher said as she shuddered. “He was creepy, he couldn’t keep his nose out of my hair and shoulders. Anyway I have found that we can limit the spike of cases by two things.”
“What are those two things?” Trump asked.
“Well, we need to wear butt masks.” Dr. Crusher said. “You can really nip it in the bud if you do that. Additionally, if you can separate yourself by 6.3 feet you can limit its effective spread”
“6.3 feet?” Trump Asked. “Why not 7 feet?”
“That is what the science tells us, trust the science” Dr. Crusher said. “Now I want to introduce you to something”
“This is the latest invention that we have been working on.” Dr. Crusher continued. “Its the Autosensing Wuhan Extra Space Obedient Machine Version 0, or A.W.E.S.O.M.-O for short”
“Well this is kind of neat!” Trump said. “What’s with the staff?”
“We’ll show you” Dr. Crusher said. “Try to get close to A.W.E.S.O.M.-O”
“OK” Trump said as he stepped near the machine.
“LAME!” A.W.E.S.O.M.-O said as it pushed Trump back 6.3 feet.
“Amazing!” Trump said. “Dr. Crusher we need to get your invention out to the masses! Would you please join my team of experts, our next meeting is in two or three days.”
“Well I suppose I don’t have much of a choice” Dr. Crusher said. “I’ll be there”
“WEAK!” A.W.E.S.O.M.-O said.