Charles Dickens: Scrooge found himself in the presence of a very intimidating spirit. In the novel, the Spirit didn’t speak, but for this telling…
Skeletor: Silence you insolent fool! I am the Ghost of Christmas yet to come!
Donald Trump: Oh Spirit, I didn’t say anything, but I fear you the most.
Skeletor: As you should! How unpleasant it is to see you, you sniveling coward!
Albert Einstein: Man, this dude is jacked and terrifying! Just look at scepter he has!
Skeletor: You furry flea-bitten fool! I’ll cover my throne with your hide!
Albert Einstein: Did he, is he talking to me?
Charles Dickens: I don’t know, but I do know that Scrooge was terrified as well.
Donald Trump: Spirit, I am prepared to follow and to learn with a thankful heart.
Skeletor: Excellent, now let us go as the night is waning fast!
Charles Dickens: Scrooge followed the Spirit and found himself in a street next to business men that he was familiar with.
Jimmy Hart: No, I don’t know much about it either, I just heard.
Jules Winnfield: I just know he’s dead
Jimmy Hart: Do you know when?
Jules Winnfield: Last night I believe, I wonder what he died of?
Jimmy Hart: I bet it wasn’t from kindness. I wonder what he did with all his money.
Jules Winnfield: Well he didn’t give it to me that for sure. Its likely to be a cheap funeral.
Jimmy Hart: I probably won’t go, unless lunch is served.
Jules Winnfield: Oh, allow me to retort… its going to be a cheap funeral!
Jimmy Hart: What?
Jules Winnfield: I said its going to be a cheap funeral!
Jimmy Hart: What?
Jules Winnfield: What country is this?
Jimmy Hart: What?
Jules Winnfield: What isn’t a country I’ve heard of; do they speak English in this country?
Jimmy Hart: What?
Skeletor: Silence! Enough, come lets us move on.
Charles Dickens: As the Spirit and Scrooge left the scene, the argument got heated.