Charles Dickens: No sooner than the clock stroke two, did Scrooge find himself in the company of another Spirit, this one more jovial than the last.
Albert Einstein: And quite large! He fills the room!
Charles Dickens: Indeed, when I thought of him in the writing, I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood that would never be scary or intimidating.
Stay Puft: The traveler has come! Come in and know me better man!
Donald Trump: Who are you?!
Stay Puft: Why, I am the Ghost of Christmas Present!
Charles Dickens: The Spirit shrunk to Scrooges size, or at least closer to his stature.
Stay Puft: My mind is filled of marshmallowy thoughts of the here and now, and the now is Christmas!
Donald Trump: I don’t think I have ever met anyone like you Spirit.
Stay Puft: Well, sir, let me introduce you to Christmas Morning!
Charles Dickens: The Spirit took Scrooge to a bright and cheery morning full of people who were laughing, singing, dancing, and celebrating.
Albert Einstein: We never danced on Christmas day! I didn’t know that was a thing.
Charles Dickens: But of course! In London we did it all the time!
Stay Puft: Can you feel the joy in the air? Its Christmas Morning!
Donald Trump: You said that Spirit.
Stay Puft: I did, well, it bears repeating. Like hear, take this young lad. He is down on his luck but he is pleased that today is Christmas!
Donald Trump: I know this man, this is Mr. Applegate. I am fixing to evict him today!
Stay Puft: And yet he cares not, even being down and out cannot stop his Joy for Christmas day! And here, this young lad. Poor and hungry, asking for a scrap of food here or there, is ecstatic to get a left-over hamburger.
Donald Trump: Did you see that, he stole another hamberder from that rich man over there. And now he’s giving it to another beggar.
Stay Puft: Are you sure he stole it? How do you know that that rich man didn’t want to share the Christmas spirit… he is redistributing joy to others.
Charles Dickens: Scrooge beheld all the hustle and bustle on the street. He really was amazed at the excitement and the cheerfulness of the crowd.
Donald Trump: Spirit, I had no idea that this much happiness was happening on one day, despite the hard times. Spirit, I wish to see more. Show me family and kin
Stay Puft: Touch my hat, and we shall see what you wish to see.
Charles Dickens: Scrooge touched his hat and immediately he found himself in a modest but warm and cozy house.