12/9/2019

Donald Trump: Why it’s old Fezziwig’s happy meal toy factory I apprenticed at!

Sophia Petrillo: And why is it so festive inside?  Why are we not inside right now?

Charles Dickens: Scrooge and the Spirit entered to find a jovial bunch of people enjoying themselves. 

Donald Trump: Why it’s the Fezziwig Christmas Eve Party!  Look there’s Jacob Marley! And he’s alive and well! I hear you Jacob!

Sophia Petrillo: Again Scrooge, these are shadows.  They cannot hear you.

Donald Trump: And look, there is old Fezziwig himself!  And his business partner Ronald.

Mayor McCheese: Come Ronald, I want to introduce you to my very astute book keeper… I know he’s here somewhere.

Charles Dickens: Young scrooge entered with a down trodden look.  He was visibly upset.

Mayor McCheese: Ah, here he is, and still working.  Come Ebenezer, I want you to meet a business partner of mine!

Ralphie Parker: Mr. Fezziwig, do you have any idea how much this ball is costing?  This will destroy our profit margin.

Mayor McCheese: Ebenezer Scrooge, meet Ronald McDonald.  One of my long-time business partners. Young Scrooge here is still working and not concerned with the fact that this is a party!

Ralphie Parker: Please to meet you sir, Mr. Fezziwig. With all due respect. We cannot afford to be this frivolous. Especially after this year!

Mayor McCheese: Scrooge, it’s a party and its Christmas! It only comes once a year!

Charles Dickens: Just then a very fair maiden entered the room.

Mayor McCheese: Ah Scrooge, I want you to meet Ronald’s niece. I can’t recall her name, Ronald help me out… its not ringing a bell.

Donald Trump: That’s Belle!  I nearly married her!  I met her this night and we courted for many a month’s!

Ronald McDonald: Mr. Fezziwig, her name is Belle, but we call her Peg.

Peg Bundy: Hello gentlemen, thank you for inviting me.  This is such a grand party, do you have bon bons?

Charles Dickens: As young Scrooge beheld her, he had a change of attitude.

Ralphie Parker: If you don’t mind sir, may I show Ms. Belle to the bon bons and buffet table.

Mayor McCheese: Ah finally, he has come around to the party.  Ronald is that ok with you?

Ronald McDonald: By all means!

Mayor McCheese: Come Ronald, I want you to meet another partner of my, a Jacob Marley.

Sophia Petrillo: There was another Christmas with this fair maid, let us see it.

Donald Trump: No Spirit, I don’t want to see that one.