Charles Dickens: And who should it be at the door but Scrooge’s only living relative. His nephew Fred!
Albert Einstein: Only living relative being a nephew? What happened to his Brother and/or sister?
Charles Dickens: Scrooge only had a brother and they were at odds since childhood. His brother was a well-respected political adviser for the Clinton campaign, until he decided to blow the whistle on some shady practices. Sadly, before he went to court, he died under very mysterious circumstances. Fred’s mother died giving birth to him. Having no siblings, this left Fred’s only living blood relative, Mr. Scrooge.
Albert Einstein: Wow! That’s terrible I hope this Fred is nothing like him!
Charles Dickens: Oh no, just look and see.
Mo-Larr: Hello! Uncle!
Charles Dickens: Fred said as he came into the shop.
Mo-Larr: A Merry Christmas Uncle Scrooge! God save you!
Donald Trump: Merry Christmas? Bah Humbug!!!
Mo-Larr: Christmas a humbug uncle? Oh you don’t mean that Surely.
Donald Trump: A Merry Christmas you say? What right have you to be merry, you’re poor enough?
Mo-Larr: What right have you to be dismal, surely you’re rich enough.
Donald Trump: Nephew stop calling me Shirley. If I could work my will I’d send every idiot who goes out saying “Merry Christmas” to an early death, and be buried, with a stake of holly through their heart!
Mo-Larr: Surely you don’t mean that Uncle!
Donald Trump: Nephew, what did I say about you calling me Shirley?
Mo-Larr: Sorry Uncle, but Christmas is a wonderful time to celebrate!
Donald Trump: You keep Christmas in your own way and let me keep it in mine.
Mo-Larr: Christmas is a loving, honest and charitable time, and thought its never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket I believe Christmas has done me good and will do me good, and I say God Bless it!!!
Will Riker: I agree with that Mr. Scrooge. Perhaps you should reconsider your views.
Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit, perhaps you would like to consider your current employment status.
Will Riker: Aye sir… back to work.
Albert Einstein: I was thinking he was going to say “you’re fired” there for a second.
Charles Dickens: Even though Bob Cratchit challenged his boss, Scrooge knew better than to fire his best bookkeeper.
Albert Einstein: When are we going to get to the Generosity, Love and Morals?
Charles Dickens: Right now! This time of year, it was customary especially on Christmas Eve for well-meaning gentlemen to call upon business to collect donations for the poor and homeless. And then, there was another knock at the door!