Charles Dickens: Scrooge enters his shop to find his loyal assistant, one Bob Cratchit.
Will Riker: Good morning Mr. Scrooge!
Charles Dickens: Cratchit said to Scrooge, to which he replied with his common response to anyone.
Donald Trump: Bah, Humbug!
Albert Einstein: Scrooge that isn’t very nice. You could at least say Good morning back to your loyal assistant.
Charles Dickens: Al, he can’t hear nor see us. Nor can Bob Cratchit or any other characters in this story.
Albert Einstein: Ah nice, so then he won’t hear me if I tell him he has bad hair.
Charles Dickens: Like you should talk, and no he cannot hear you say how bad his hair is. Now, may we continue?
Albert Einstein: By all means!
Charles Dickens: Bob Cratchit started to tell Scrooge about the day so far.
Will Riker: Two Gentlemen from the Order of Victoria stopped by and asked for you Mr. Scrooge. I informed them that you would be in later today but that you were a very busy man. Additionally, I wanted to talk to you about…
Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit who is this man?
Charles Dickens: Scrooge said as he interrupted Bob Cratchit.
Will Riker: Uh, that sir, that is Mr. Applegate sir. He is here to speak to you about his mortgage.
Zephram Cochrane: Please Mr. Scrooge, I know you’re very angry about this and I didn’t mean to fall behind in the payments. Lord knows it being Christmas and all. Please don’t yell at me sir, that and of course the cockpit of my ship, costing so much, and Lily, her lungs aren’t right… the good doctor takes his share doesn’t he. I mean you can yell and scream and you’re right but it won’t do no good because I’m the stone you can’t squeeze blood from!
Donald Trump: Get out!
Charles Dickens: Scrooge said he hastily opened the door.
Zephram Cochrane: Thank you for not shouting at me!
Donald Trump: Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow Mr. Cratchit.
Will Riker: But sir, tomorrow is umm… tomorrow is Christmas Sir!
Donald Trump: Very well, you may gift wrap them then.
Charles Dickens: Scrooge went back to his desk and spoke to Bob Cratchit and his other workers.
Donald Trump: Christmas is a very busy time for us, people preparing feasts, throwing parties, and spending the mortgage money on frivolities. Some say this is a festive season, I might say that this is the foreclosure season!
Albert Einstein: Geesh, what a tough cookie! I am glad I’m not indebted to him!
Charles Dickens: Indeed, Scrooge was a shrill business man and not one for mercy. Scrooge started to look over his books when suddenly a knock at the door!