I have decided to give you the web reader nine reasons to vote for our current president George W. Bush and not any of the clowns running against him. I really think that you only need one good reason to vote for Bush but for you leftist out there, I wanted to make sure you had at least three good reasons. As you can see I will give you three times that amount. So here we go:
Carol Moseley Braun: (Dropped out, 01/15/04 endorsed Dean)

Currently the only female candidate for Democratic Presidential Nominee (DPN). She is a divorced mother from Chicago, Illinois. She has had three runs of political office including US Senate, Illinois State Representative, and most importantly, was the Cook County Recorder. (no not for the Blues Brothers, oh wait that was the Cook County Assessor)

Oddly enough she is pro-choice stating she “not only believes in a women’s right to choose, but sees the bigger picture of reproductive rights as a health care issue for women of all ages” (her website). Oh i see so she a Femanazi. She thinks that there needs to be reproductive rights.

She believes that marriage is not sacred and supports the Gay marriage rights. Hmm, I wonder if this is why she is divorced, or maybe that just proves that she does not think holy matrimony is just that.

She, if by some miracle is elected repeal the Bush tax rate cuts and make health care “universal”

Al Sharpton Jr.:

Ugh, why do I have to cover him again? Well Al is actually a Rev. and working on his Rear-end endorsement from the Rear-end Jesse Jackass. He has ran for US Senate and mayor of New York, but really has not political experience. He is “running for president to make health care a constitutional right” (DM Register). He even though ordained, says that Gays and Lesbians are not less than human and deserve the same rights as others. Hmm when he got Ordained he must of missed that part where God smote Sodom and Gomorra.

He is convinced that you can produce more jobs by repealing Bush’s tax cuts, and goes on to say “We can find billions to go to war, but we can’t find money right here at home” (Dm Register). But what for Mr. Sharpton? What can’t we find money for?

If he is voted it, he will repeal the tax rate cuts, provide health care for everyone and he will amend it in to the constitution (forget congress, he will do it), provide more funds for Rainbow Push, and make sure every American is entitled to a free fried chicken dinner at Denny’s.

Dennis Kucinich:

Dennis has had a respectable political career. Starting well over twenty years ago going from city to state, to federal US Representative for his state of Ohio. Dennis is a divorced daddy of one, and does not seem to be so far out of touch with reality. He believes that “the founders meant to separate church and state, but” he doesn’t “believe they ever meant to separate America from spiritual values.” (DM Register) He thinks we should support our troops and bring them home immediately.

Even though Dennis does not have far leftist ideas, this makes him unpopular for the DNP. If he should get it you can kiss your tax cuts goodbye (Big surprise).

Gen. Wesley Clark: (Dropped 2/10/2004)

Aside from not really knowing for sure what he supports or for what he is, entered the race late in September 2003. He does not have any political experience at all but has a rather lengthy military record. I am still unsure if he knows what he wants, he could have supported Operation Iraqi Freedom, he might have supported it, he would not have supported it, he did not support it. This coming from his first two weeks into the race.

Not much else to say about him, since he is a military man that does not make him very popular to Democratic voters, or the rest of the naive nine. Maybe if he figures out what exactly he supports he could try again in a few years.

Joe Lieberman: (Dropped out, 2/3/2004 Pledges support to DNC nominee)

Yale graduate has a rather long political resume. Currently he is an US Senator for Connecticut, ran as Al Bore’s running mate in 2000, was Attorney General of Conn., was in the state senate and held majority leader while there.

He holds a lot of the same issues that he and Gore held in 2000, is pro Gay, pro Choice, pro God, pro health care, pro lock box.

He did think logically when the Iraq issue came up and believes that the US did the right thing.

He thinks that tax cuts don’t give to the middle class, because he wants to take them from the rich and give them to the middle class.

Problem is with Joe, is that he is yesterday’s news, he is not far enough to the left to capture enough votes for the extreme leftist people out there, however many Jew’s like him.

I think that he belongs where he is, in the Representatives, and I don’t think he has a chance.

John Edwards:

US Senator from North Carolina since 1998, that’s it folks! That is his political experience. John started out strong but has been put on the back burner probably for his support for the war and, but of course he does not agree with what President Bush is doing now. He has some funny views along with your typical liberal views, supports gay’s, abortion, blah blah blah.

Most notable is his quote from the Des Moines Register.

“We need to stop these tax cuts for multimillionaires who invest, and instead give tax cuts to working people to help them buy a house, to help them educate their kids, to help them get health care, to help them save.”

Ah, excuse me Mr. Edwards, but the American economy is based upon investments in business. If a multimillionaire invests in Wal-Mart, allowing Wal-Mart to build more stores, create more jobs and generate more tax income for the states. Also Mr. Edwards, I work for a living and I am by no means a multimillionaire, or even a millionaire for that matter, and I do get a tax cut along with millions of other Americans who are middle class hard working Americans. John has apparently forgot that the middle class exists, and he has made enemy’s with the rich since “they make too much” He is purely relying on the the lower class to get him into power I guess.

Dick Gephardt: (Dropped out 1/13/04, endorses Kerry)

Dick Gephardt is the first candidate who has earned his own page. He is still a reason he is just “special.” You can read the article by clicking on the link below.

I’m not a Baptist

John Kerry:

The French looking John “F’ing” Kerry is currently a senator form Massachusetts and has been since 1984. He was Lt. Gov. from 1982 84. Kerry is the candidate who was slated to be the front runner but could not appeal to as many of the extremist as Dean could. At the time of this writing Kerry was in the second place behind Dean. Kerry, along with Clark and Gephardt was in the Armed services. Not much to report that has not been reported already, he is going to cut health care costs for the average Joe $700 a month. I wonder if he could get a way to do that with out “raising” taxes. He think that the Iraq liberation was a good idea and supported it, however he does not like the cost. He feels that Bush has cheated millions from Medicare and used that money for tax cuts and the war in Iraq.

Trust me Mr. Kerry, if he was robbing Peter, to pay Paul, then it would not be screwing your campaign Mr. Kerry. Get it Kerry rhymes with Mary, ah nevermind.

Howard Dean:

Howard McGovern Dean is the 2nd candidate who has earned his own page, but is still a reason. If you need to read more then please read my other article I have wrote on him.

Howard “McGovern” Dean