After watching Trumps speech, Mr. Staypuft thought that Skeletor, The Hamburglar, and Obama might try to come after Ronald after all.
“There really is no way we can protect you” Mr. Staypuft said.
“What if I hid?” Ronald asked.
Commander Troi, pointed to a storage bin of Orange Trump Tribbles and said “What if you hid in there?”
“Sounds like a plan” Ronald said as he jumped in.
“Now just remember.” Mr. Staypuft said. “Don’t move too much and dont’ make much noise, we’ll come get you when Hulk and the others rescue the Mayor and take back McDonalds for us.”
“Guys, can I take off this outfit yet?” Ralphie asked.
“No” Ronald said. “When the Mayor gets here, i want him to see you for you”
And then the editor found $20