Its the first day of winter and ….
WE INTERRUPT THIS REGULAR PROGRAMMING TO BRING YOU A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
“My fellow Americans, we have a great task ahead of us. Its come to my attention that certain factions have taken over what was once great American institutions.”
“I am personally affected because my favorite meal of two Big Macs, two Fillet of Fish, and a shake hare being limited by the McDonalds new leadership.”
“Because of this, I have to have hold this red bear, so I don’t punch something”
“Enough is enough people. It is time for us to act. With the help of our friends from Iraq, we are going to Make McDonalds Great Again!”
“We’re going to do it soon, and were going to do it fast.”
“Make McDonald’s great again is not just a slogan, it will be a way of life. Every American deserves the ability to have the McRib when they want. Every American deserves the right to have a bag of fries with each cheese burger they make.”
“Furthermore, we will restore the right leadership to McDonalds, Wendys, Kentucky Fried Chicken, just to name a few, and we’re going to do it fast”
“If we do all of this, if we rediscover our resolve and commit ourselves to compete and win again, then together we will leave our children and our grandchildren a nation that is stronger, better, freer, prouder, and, yes, an America that is greater than ever before.”
“God bless you. Thank you very much. Thank you. “