Marvin Lewis, Mike Brown and Awesome oh 2000 hosted the league commissioner Roger Goodell.
“Thank you for coming as soon as you could commissioner.” Mike Brown said.
“Yes,” Roger Goodell said. “So what seems to be the problem and how can we use it to continue to ruin football?”
“We feel it would be bad for the league if the Bengals we’re taken over” Marvin Lewis said.
“How so?” He responded.
“Well, for one, it will stop me from making money!” Mike Brown replied. “Which means you will stop making money”
“That’s not entirely true” The commish responded. “If this other party takes over, they will then have to pay their franchise rights. So it will not effect the league.”
“Awesome oh does not understand” The robot said.
“Yes, what is this thing” The commish asked.
“We’re not sure, it came from a friend and has been asking us for all our personal secrets.” Mike Brown said.
“And it says Awesom-o 4000 on it, but it refers to itself as Awesome oh 2000” Marvin Lewis said.
“Fine, but again, I don’t see how this is bad business for the league.” The commish replied.
“Well, its bad because it potentially expose your love of the Patriots, fining Vontez Burfict over and over again, and your soft spot for the Steelers.” Mike Brown said.
“You’re right, it’s bad business for the league.” The commish said. “I think we need to have more Thursday night games to combat this”
Meanwhile,
Andy Dalton and Vontez Burfict were able to meet with Joe Flaaco, Ben Roethlisberger, and Cam Newton.
“Cam stop pouting” Andy Dalton said. “We need to focus on the task at hand.”
“But we didn’t win the super bowl against forehead manning.” Cam Newton said.
“Yea well, we have never been to a super bowl” Vontez Burfict said.
“Nor won one” Ben Roethlisberger said.
“Shut up!” Joe Flaaco said. “You mean the Ravens won two and went to two so they are better than the Bengals”
“Flaaco, if you don’t shut your trap, I’ll have Vontez tackle you so hard your eyes will turn purple” Andy Dalton said. “Now, we need your guys help. Some outside outfit wants to take over the Bengals”
“Why is that a bad thing” Ben Roethlisberger asked.
“Yea the way your organization is, I would welcome that” Cam Newton said.
“You know, they do have points” Vontez Burfict said.
“Yea, good call. Any other things we should discuss?” Andy Dalton said.
“Maybe we can ride motorcycles without helmets” Been Roethlisberger said
“Maybe we should sack that idea” Vontez Burfict said.