Meanwhile, at the local precinct, the man that was arrested for trying to “rob” the payroll was busy talking to the other two inmates.
“I’m telling you, I had to keep that dude under surveillance, I had to make sure he had his payroll before I made my move!” He said.
“Oh yea, and tell us how you cut him?” The one inmate said and looked annoyed as if he could tell this man was clearly bragging.
“I didn’t us any knife, I cut him with these” he said and showed his hands. “I’m a chain belt in Kung Pow Chicken Fu, that’s what I said, Bruce Lee was my teacher and I taught Chuck Norris”
“Man, you were crying like a little baby when they brought you in here” The one inmate said.
The other inmate, as if to further emphasize the point said in a deep booming loud voice,
“YEA”
“Man I don’t have time for this, I wish my limo driver would arrive and get me out of here” the man said.
“Yea, so where is your limo, and your limo driver” the one inmate asked.
“YEA” the other said in the same manner.
“Didn’t I already tell you, the phone in the limo was busted and I couldn’t get in contact with before I was brought in here, what are you ignorant?” the man said getting angry.
As he did this, the other two inmates did not look happy and started to come towards him.
“Man you don’t even want to do this” he said in a threating manner but they ignored him and picked him up.
“Barrack Hussein Obama?” The head policeman asked.
“Yes..” Barrack Hussein said as the other inmates were holding him.
“You made bail, you two put him down…” The head policeman said as the door opened.
“I did?” Barack Hussein said as he stepped out.
As he was released from jail, he wasted no time and went right back to pan handling.
Later on, a limo pulled up, the Duke were inside.
“Mr Obongo, could you spare us a minute” Randolph said as he invited Barack Hussein.
“Its Obama, you ignorant white privileged male!” Barrack Hussein said trying to think of an appropriate insult back. Then he recognized them. “Hey wait a minute, don’t I know you two guys?”
“Come on into the car, where its nice and warm” Randolph replied.
“Votes and money!” Mortimer said invitingly “All that you want!”
“Man, I’ve seen this trick, you get me in the car and then have me arrested for stealing it.” Barrack Hussein said.
“Why would we do that?” Randolph asked. “We’re the ones that bailed you out!”
“Who are y’all, and what do y’all want” Barack Hussein asked.
“Step in and we’ll tell you!” Mortimer replied.
As Barack Hussein stepped in the car they started moving. They handed him the gifts they promised him. He then proceeded to take all the other amenities in the limo too, while the Duke’s chuckled.
“We want to help you, my brother and I run a privately funded program to rehabilitate culturally disadvantaged people” Randolph said.
“We want to supply you with a home of your own, a car, and generous bank account and employment with our company.” Mortimer said. “We’re going to star you at $400,000 a year.”
“$400,000!?!?” Barack Hussein said.
“That’s right!” Randolph said.
Barack Hussein, being a bit confused, saw the driver look back with pity. He figured maybe the driver knew something that he didn’t know.
“Excuse me for a moment” Barack Hussein said as he leaned up to ask the driver.
“Man, what’s the deal here, is this a practical joke or something?” Barack Hussein asked the driver.
“Shut up Fool!” the driver said
“So, then these guys are a couple of old clowns right?” Barack Hussein asked.
“Look man, I’m getting tired of all your questions. You ask one more question, the answer is going to be PAIN!” the driver said.
“So, what’s my next move?” Barack Hussein asked without thinking.
“I knew it, you got a pea brain and you’re a sucka on top of that, hold still while I teach you a lesson!” the driver said, but Barack took the message and leaned back to the Dukes.
“So what about the payroll?” Barack Hussein asked?
“We’ve had the charges dropped.” Randolph said.
“You’re a free man, we can stop right now, and you can walk out on us forever.” Mortimer said.
Barack Hussein looked around and at the money printing machine he was holding.
“Nah, I think I can hang with you guys”
“Excellent, I’m Randolph Duke” Randolph said
“How you are doing Randy, whats happening?” Barack Hussein said shaking his hand
“My younger brother Mortimer” Randolph continued.
“Morty, what it is!” Barack Hussein said as he shook his hand.
“Barack Hussein Obama, Capricorn!” Barack Hussein said to introduce himself.
“We know” Randolph said.