Season 6, Episode 13 (PSA)
“Mr President, Mr. President!” A flurry of reporters said.
“Look, I am not going to take any questions, but I want you to know that we are taking action against the butt virus that has struck our nation hard. It has struck our nation hard that it has spanked the normalcy out of us. We are strong as a nation and we will be stronger. I have added two new experts to my response team, On my left is Dr. Beverly Crusher, an expert in biotechnology and infectious diseases. Word has it she is working on a new disease that has plagued our nation for years, long before the butt virus. Is it Libermanism? Liberalism? Something like that. She is an expert and highly talented, she is a highly talented doctor and we are glad to have her on our team. Now on my right, is a parasite expert. Dr. John Zoidberg. Dr. Zoidberg will be leading the team to victory and now I’ll have you direct your questions to him”
“Dr. Zoidberg, Dr. Zoidberg!” the same flurry of reporters said as they tried to ask the first question.
“Friends, friends. Hello how are you?” Zoidberg said. “I’m here to help us with our situation. It turns out that we as a team have determined that this virus is actually parasite. Yes yes its true! Its a parasite that attaches to the human brain and causes them to do crazy things”
“Uh Dr. Z,” Dr. Crusher interrupted him. “The brain is up here and the virus is down here…” she said as she pointed appropriately.
“Right Right!, I always forget.” Zoidberg continued. “Anyway we recommend that all citizens start wearing butt masks immediately. We are working hard on a vaccine to euthanize those who are…”
“Uh what Dr. Zoidberg means” Crusher interrupted again “Is that we are going to vaccinate and immunize once we come up with a vaccination. We recommend that you wear a butt mask to protect yourself and your neighbors.”