Season 6, Episode 10 (PSA)
“How could this happen!” Trump asked his chief of staff. “How could you let the Democrats cheat and commit voter fraud. Its fraud I tell you!”
“Mr. President, we don’t know for sure if it is or isn’t” Data said. “While it looks like it, I think we should conduct an investigation!”
“Way ahead of you Mr. Data” Trump said and then shouted “ROBERT, GET IN HERE NOW!”
Robert Mueller walked in and said “Yes Mr. President?”
“I want you to conduct an investigation. I want you to investigate the voter fraud going on in Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Georgia… shoot just all the states. I want you to investigate the fraud. I want you to spend as much time as you did on the Russian nonsense. Only this time it will be real, and the American people will trust you like they did in 2016.”
“I can do that” Robert replied. “I should have my results in, oh say… a few days”
“A FEW DAYS?!?!?” Trump exclaimed. “You think it will be that easy to find?”
“Well Sir, that is if I find any indication that fraud may have been committed. I should know that in a few days” Robert replied.
“Oh… well that’s good. In the meantime, I need to continue to get congress to act on the butt virus, Mr. Data… assemble the doctors for a 1PM meeting. I have a new expert I want them to consult”
“Very Good Mr. President, will that be all?” Data asked.
“No, please get me a hamberder” Trump replied. “And get one for my pal Mueller here too will ya?”