Season 6, Episode 7 (PSA)
As President Trump and former Vice President Biden made a mad dash for swing states, both of them met a slightly shady character in Michigan.
“Thank you for meeting me on neutral territory Mr. President.” The Hamburglar said. “It’s always a pleasure when you visit our fair state… the lower half anyway.”
“Great, and why are you calling this neutral territory?” Trump asked. “Are you aware that I just happen to like, THE Ohio State University? This couldn’t be more of a biased place. Its a terrible place. I’m not sure I want to strike a deal with you”
“Look, I understand, but look around.” The Hamburglar showed him as Trump looked around. “Not a soul.”
“So the deal, and it seems like a good deal, is if I give you a hamberder, you will help me secure the state of Michigan?” Trump asked.
“Thats right, now if you just want to slip that over here.” The Hamburglar said as he grabbed the hamburger. “Now lets shake on it!”
“And good luck to you Mr. President!” The Hambuglar said as Trump left to continue to campaign.
Not long after, a private helicopter landed in the far endzone.
“Are you the hamburger fella?” Vice President Biden asked. “Say I like what you did with the place, Go Blue! like go Democrat!”
“Yea, some people take it different ways” The Hamburglar said. “Now, I can help you defeat Trump, but I just need a hamburger”
“Oh yea, here you go!” Joe said as he handed him a half eaten burger.
“What is this?” The Hamburglar asked. “This isn’t worth ten briefcases of emergency democrat votes!”
“Well I got hungry, and this was all there was” Joe said. “Say, did you know that if you added the square root of pi to cherry pie, you get a turnover?”
“Not sure where you’re going with that but sure,” The Hamburglar said. “I’ll take the half eaten burger, but its only good for one case”
“Hey black, my favorite color!” Joe said. “By the way, I notice that your butt mask is black on the outside and gold… Want to maybe sell that to…”
“NO ITS A CAPE YOU FOOL!” The Hamburglar said. “I need it because it is part of my costume and it doubles as a butt mask”
“Great, now you want a cabinet seat for your contribution?” Joe asked.
“NO!!!” The Hamburglar said frustratingly. “Don’t you remember, you gave me a hamburger or half a hamburger for this case!”
“Oh right, well I’m outta here!” Joe said “Time to find Kamala!”