Season 6, Episode 4 (PSA)
Dr. Crusher had a new patient come in for elective surgery.
“Look sweetie, I need to get this ankle fixed.” Joe Biden said. “What can you do for me?”
“Well Mr. Biden, lets see what the issue is here, would you mind hopping on the table please?” Dr. Crusher responded.
“Do I need to take my clothes off?” Asked Joe.
“No that’s not necessary.” Dr. Crusher replied.
“Daggummit” Joe said as he got on the table.
“Yes, yes I see here you seem to have a broken ankle. I am amazed you have been able to walk on it!” Dr. Crusher said.
“Did you know that the secret ingredient to roofing glue is three cups of sugar, then stir till frothy?” Joe said.
“I’m not sure what you’re talking about.” Dr. Crusher said. “Are you ready to begin?”
“Huh, oh yea… aren’t you going to like put me out for this procedure?” Joe asked.
“No, the technology here is great.” Dr. Crusher said. “You can remain awake and, well somewhat cognitive for this procedure”
“So I won’t be put under at all, and no side effects?” Joe asked.
“Well, it might make you a bit sleepy Joe.” Dr. Crusher said. “Also, for whatever reason the procedure will immunize you temporarily from the butt virus that both of us are wearing butt masks for. In fact, we will have to remove them so we don’t increase our chances of catching it”
“I like the way you talk” Joe said.
“There we go, you’ll have to wear this bandage for a few moments till you can get up again.” Dr. Crusher said. “It is also possible you may have to dress your ankle over the next, oh say 22 days if it causes you pain”
“Will I still be able to run for vice president with Barack?” Joe asked.
“No Joe, you’re running for president.” Dr. Crusher said as she rolled her eyes.
“Welp, time flies when your not putting random fingers in your mouth” Joe said and hopped up. “Yep this feels fine Doc! I want to personally thank you for helping me get better”
“Uh… why are you touching my hair” Dr. Crusher alarmingly asked.
“I like to know the person that heals, is that Pert?” Joe asked as he took a sniff.
“Mr. Biden!” Dr. Crusher said as she pulled away. “I’ll kindly ask you to leave now, or I’ll have to call security”
“Very good doll face, thanks for the help” Joe replied and left.