Season 6, Episode 2 (PSA)
We know it is bad when four of the six best doctors in the country were summoned to the crisis room at the White House.
“Listen, guys, I have an election that I need to win, and win big. What I don’t need right now is this mystery pandemic with rashes on people’s butts!” President Trump said. “The American people deserve action and we need to come up with something. But I don’t want to hurt the economy”
“Well, I for one believe that we should tell everyone to stay at home to save lives. We don’t know how it spreads, and people sit everywhere!” Dr. Cochrane said. “Do we even know how contagious a person maybe if they have it?”
Trump scoffed and said “China is responsible, and we know now, as we have always known, that China is the source of this butt virus…”
Dr. Molar interrupted abruptly. “Listen, if we don’t force people to use the right personal protective equipment, people will die! We will have to have people wash and sanitize, chairs, couches, benches and every where people sit. And don’t get me started on toilets!”
“I’m a doctor, not a cleaner!” Dr. McCoy stated.
“Look, we need to mask down” Dr. Molar said as he showed them his rear. “This will prevent you from getting the butt virus and from spreading it.”
“Well, that’s just not going to work for us right now” Trump said. “But I need to tell the American people to stay calm and collected.”
“Do as you need, but It is now time for me catch my flight back to Montana” Dr. Cochrane said.
“Would you mind wheeling me to the transport?” Dr. Xavier asked?
As they left, Dr Molar continued to model the butt mask for President trump.
