Barack Obama: Mr Scrooge, Mr Scrooge, I brought the prize turkey for you!
Charles Dickens: The young beggar boy brought the prize turkey, but much to Scrooge’s surprise, it was still alive!
Donald Trump: Very good lad, this isn’t exactly what I thought the prize turkey was but that’s ok. Hey wait a second. Isn’t that Mr Applegate?
Charles Dickens: Scrooge was right. The Mr. Applegate whom yesterday asked Scrooge for an extension on his mortgage. With him was his wife Lily.
Donald Trump: Mr. Applegate, oh Mr. Applegate a moment of your time please.
Zephram Cochrane: Please Mr. Scrooge, its Christmas. My wife Lily and I are on our way to the London Choral Club to hear the Christmas Carols. Please have a heart, I know I can’t make our mortgage but don’t take Christmas from us.
Donald Trump: Mr. Applegate, I want you to know I forgive you of your late fee’s and I will not evict you and I’ll grant you an extension. But please, let me join you to this Choral club to hear the music of the season!
Zephram Cochrane: My goodness, that’s a miracle thank you Mr. Scrooge, Thank you a hundred times over.
Lily: I thought you said he was an evil rich man?
Zephram Cochrane: Now darling, this is not the right time to mention that. Mr Scrooge just answered our prayers!
Donald Trump: Its quite alright Mrs. Applegate, I was a bit of an Ogre. But I assure you, that is in the past! Now let’s get to the Carolers
Charles Dickens: Just then two more familiar faces showed up. It was the two Portly Gentlemen of the benevolent Order of Victoria Charity Foundation.
Zephram Cochrane: Merry Christmas!
Ted Dibiase: Merry Christmas!… Hello Mr. Scrooge.
Donald Trump: Ah yes, I was hoping I’d run into you both!
Hamburglar: Mr. Scrooge, its ok, we understand you don’t want to donate, but please don’t register your complaints with us. Its Christmas.
Donald Trump: Of course, it’s Christmas!!! Let me show you my donation I’d like to make.
Charles Dickens: Scrooge handed one of them a large sum of money.
Ted Dibiase: Wow, Mr. Scrooge, I had no idea!
Donald Trump: A great start to a continuing trend. This should include a great deal of interest and back pay for sure.
Hamburglar: Thank you Mr. Scrooge, Merry Christmas Mr Scrooge!
Donald Trump: Please, join us. We’re heading to see the Carolers
Albert Einstein: I presume we are going to this as well? I do like singing!
Charles Dickens: Absolutely we are going! But Scrooge got a bit distracted and remembered…
Donald Trump: One minute, lets take a detour. I need to make one stop before we go. Then after the caroling, I want you all to join me.