12/9/2019
Donald Trump: Why it’s old Fezziwig’s happy meal toy factory I apprenticed at!
Sophia Petrillo: And why is it so festive inside? Why are we not inside right now?
Charles Dickens: Scrooge and the Spirit entered to find a jovial bunch of people enjoying themselves.
Donald Trump: Why it’s the Fezziwig Christmas Eve Party! Look there’s Jacob Marley! And he’s alive and well! I hear you Jacob!
Sophia Petrillo: Again Scrooge, these are shadows. They cannot hear you.
Donald Trump: And look, there is old Fezziwig himself! And his business partner Ronald.
Mayor McCheese: Come Ronald, I want to introduce you to my very astute book keeper… I know he’s here somewhere.
Charles Dickens: Young scrooge entered with a down trodden look. He was visibly upset.
Mayor McCheese: Ah, here he is, and still working. Come Ebenezer, I want you to meet a business partner of mine!
Ralphie Parker: Mr. Fezziwig, do you have any idea how much this ball is costing? This will destroy our profit margin.
Mayor McCheese: Ebenezer Scrooge, meet Ronald McDonald. One of my long-time business partners. Young Scrooge here is still working and not concerned with the fact that this is a party!
Ralphie Parker: Please to meet you sir, Mr. Fezziwig. With all due respect. We cannot afford to be this frivolous. Especially after this year!
Mayor McCheese: Scrooge, it’s a party and its Christmas! It only comes once a year!
Charles Dickens: Just then a very fair maiden entered the room.
Mayor McCheese: Ah Scrooge, I want you to meet Ronald’s niece. I can’t recall her name, Ronald help me out… its not ringing a bell.
Donald Trump: That’s Belle! I nearly married her! I met her this night and we courted for many a month’s!
Ronald McDonald: Mr. Fezziwig, her name is Belle, but we call her Peg.
Peg Bundy: Hello gentlemen, thank you for inviting me. This is such a grand party, do you have bon bons?
Charles Dickens: As young Scrooge beheld her, he had a change of attitude.
Ralphie Parker: If you don’t mind sir, may I show Ms. Belle to the bon bons and buffet table.
Mayor McCheese: Ah finally, he has come around to the party. Ronald is that ok with you?
Ronald McDonald: By all means!
Mayor McCheese: Come Ronald, I want you to meet another partner of my, a Jacob Marley.
Sophia Petrillo: There was another Christmas with this fair maid, let us see it.
Donald Trump: No Spirit, I don’t want to see that one.